bridging the beaver-human divide

Through the power of sticks & purpose-driven goofin’

ABOUT

Beverella Beaver operates The Lodge, a newsstand in San Francisco’s Financial District. The Lodge is a one-stop-beaver-shop where passersby can grab high quality luxury sticks, beaver literature, get their portrait done, and collaborate on art. Often times, a spontaneous dance party will break-out or an animal friend pays a visit.

When not at The Lodge, Beaverella likes spending time with her two baby beaves, Eager and Busy. She sings jazz, loves to bake, chomp log, and indulge her minor gambling problem by playing dice with her grandmother, Beaveanor.

She’s a Libra Sun, Scorpio Moon and this year’s Trailer Dam Queen for the best decorated double-wide dam. Her dream is to bring beavers and humans together for a big water party.

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Get Wood From Beaverella

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Sustainably Sourced

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Luxury Quality Sticks

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The Beaver Promise

  • Sustainability

    Our wood is harvested during peak lunar activity from local, organic, free-range, grass-fed, permaculture farms.

  • Luxury

    Our collections are handpicked from the finest sticks by expert curators. Followed by professionally processing them with precision and care.

  • Reliable Information

    Our newspapers and literature come from independent beaver journalists committed to bringing humans the truth about beavers. We are not liable for spreading misinformation. Read with discernment.

  • Spontaneity

    We offer abundant opportunities from a wide variety of activities for beaver-human collaboration and tomfoolery. Predictability not guaranteed.

here to beave

We beavelieve in doing hard work to make your stick gathering process easy.

Make a splash at your colony with one-of-a-kind, luxury sticks. Sustainably sourced from local permaculture farms during peak lunar activity. Professionally processed. Carefully Curated. Sun and Moon Soaked. Personally signed by Beaverella Beaves.

Get the sticks you’re looking for here.

  • "I got wood from Beaverella. I never knew a luxury stick would bring out the beaver in me."

    —Human Man in Business Suit

  • "The sticks at Beaverella's news stand are the best in the business, and I know the stick biz."

    —Luxury Stick Advisor

  • "I stop by to get the news on Fridays, it's the best part of my weekend."

    —Sweet Lady & Dog

So, you want to know more about Beaverella?

Discover her lore, peruse the stick catalog, and learn about the Beaver way